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Hello, I lovingly now hate you all.

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Hello, I lovingly now hate you all.

Postby lorddax » March 23rd, 2012, 6:03 pm

Dear Ye Olde Inn,

I was happy once.

I had been rehabilitated from my evil ways. I no longer sought to slay and torture hapless adventurers, or sending legions of hellish monsters to desecrate temples and pillage the countryside. It had been a long road up to that point, with a constant battle against for heroes who seemed determined not to die no matter what I was able to throw at them. They battled me for years ever since my fury was unleashed by a dusty shelf in a random pawn shop in Bangor, ME while on vacation. Since that fateful day those three adventures pressed ever forward towards me and sought to end the cycle. They succeeded a couple years afterwards and cured me of my dark ways and removed me from the path of darkness. I left behind my ancient tomes and spells, handed over the reigns of control to a less qualified minion, and set out to experience the world with a different perspective.

So effective was my rehabilitation that I had even suppressed the memories associated with my dark sorcery. I could never quite explain my fascination with all the technology I found and consumed, learning its secrets and inner workings and how to make it do whatever task I wished. While cleaning out the piled up links I happened across two links sitting side by side. The first a quote, the second a seemingly broken link and hence, locked doorway. In my misunderstood fascination I clicked the saved quote and before my eyes appeared the words:

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.


Somewhere in the deep recesses of my mind I felt what seemed to be shackles breaking and the feeling of a dark wind seeping in through a cracked wall. While trying to process what was happening I noticed that I could now seemingly click the previously inactive link. Curiosity gradually overcoming some innate shrieking resistance, I directed my cursor to the fateful pixels and pressed the button.

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With the fury of an untamed hurricane, it all came slamming back. The desire to crush my enemies, see their broken bodies driven before me, and delight in the sweet raucous cacophony of the lamentations of their women. The darkness and evil inside of me on the rise, I could feel my portal calling to me from its long slumber in a forgotten box. Calling out for sacrificial heroic fools, freshly spilt blood, unspeakable horrors to be unleashed upon an new unsuspecting universe. Through your actions, you have roused the eternal evil, Xadius, and once more shall I project myself into a new universe seeking out a new Morcar and Zargon, and perhaps something even greater. With their dying breaths' they will wonder where the chains that bound me lay broken, where my existence began anew. A weakened, aged, and brittle wizard who vainly seeks to stop me will whisper "All horror has room at the Olde Inn..." the life leaves his body to a band of fools who shall never grasp the significance or understanding of his utterance...

I will bend and break their universe to my desires through my avatars and, once more, shall Xadius add another corruption to my infinity!

Sincerely,
Xadius the Corruption
Currently looking for victims errr ummm playgroup in NoVA area or commutable distance.

Campaign length: 25+ (still building)
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Re: Hello, I lovingly now hate you all.

Postby lorddax » March 23rd, 2012, 6:03 pm

I've just spent the remainder of a slow Friday afternoon downloading and archiving material for artscow printing. You have doomed me again! :P Hope you enjoy my characters and stories and look forward to seeing you guys around ;)
Currently looking for victims errr ummm playgroup in NoVA area or commutable distance.

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Re: Hello, I lovingly now hate you all.

Postby drathe » March 23rd, 2012, 11:34 pm

Bravo!

Such a beautiful story. It nearly brings a tear to my eye. Welcome to the community. I do look forward to more of your stories.
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Re: Hello, I lovingly now hate you all.

Postby el_flesh » March 24th, 2012, 10:03 pm

So...right now you're kicking yourself for having got rid of your stuff years ago?

Now that would bring a tear to my eye, too...
"I will raise your dead body as an undead skeleton. Then I will make it do unspeakable acts. Like taking a shower." - El Flesh.

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Re: Hello, I lovingly now hate you all.

Postby sean582 » March 31st, 2012, 10:18 am

Responding to OP's signature... I am in NoVA (well, National Harbor) and ready to roll (pun intended)!
always looking for DC/Metro HQ meetups
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Re: Hello, I lovingly now hate you all.

Postby lorddax » March 31st, 2012, 12:55 pm

Those foolish heroes failed to actually destroy or remove my tomes and ritual objects, so now they are polished anew and stoked with the fires of the collected evil from these halls! ~Xadius

You shall fall against the might of my armies and I will tear the flesh from your bones and raise you as a minion to do my bidding! ~Xadius


As you can tell might take me a bit longer to write session reports but if anything is worth doing, its worth doing as an evil force! :P
Currently looking for victims errr ummm playgroup in NoVA area or commutable distance.

Campaign length: 25+ (still building)
Group progress:In Training
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