by chaoticprime » January 13th, 2014, 5:27 pm
boborko1979 wrote:chaoticprime wrote:You left out the part where you were a He-Man fan when you were four through six years old. Or did you?
Quite right! I almost forgot that... although I gave most of my He-Man toys to my younger cousins who's mother was a drug addicted Dutch prostitute and so the poor buggers really didn't have any toys of their own... I like to think that to this day my He-Man toys gave them comfort... sniffle..
Wow. That sounds great. A drug-addicted Dutch prostitute. Was your cousin Austin Powers? Was your scrotum also shaven ritualistically by a Zoroastrian woman named Velma? A shorn-scrotum is quite breathtaking, I suggest that you try it.
[quote="boborko1979"][quote="chaoticprime"]You left out the part where you were a He-Man fan when you were four through six years old. Or did you?[/quote]
Quite right! I almost forgot that... although I gave most of my He-Man toys to my younger cousins who's mother was a drug addicted Dutch prostitute and so the poor buggers really didn't have any toys of their own... I like to think that to this day my He-Man toys gave them comfort... sniffle.. :([/quote]
Wow. That sounds great. A drug-addicted Dutch prostitute. Was your cousin Austin Powers? Was your scrotum also shaven ritualistically by a Zoroastrian woman named Velma? A shorn-scrotum is quite breathtaking, I suggest that you try it.
