Ye Olde Inn

by **boborko1979** » January 12th, 2014, 11:31 pm

chaoticprime wrote:You left out the part where you were a He-Man fan when you were four through six years old. Or did you?

Quite right! I almost forgot that... although I gave most of my He-Man toys to my younger cousins who's mother was a drug addicted Dutch prostitute and so the poor buggers really didn't have any toys of their own... I like to think that to this day my He-Man toys gave them comfort... sniffle..

boborko1979 wrote:
chaoticprime wrote:You left out the part where you were a He-Man fan when you were four through six years old. Or did you?

Quite right! I almost forgot that... although I gave most of my He-Man toys to my younger cousins who's mother was a drug addicted Dutch prostitute and so the poor buggers really didn't have any toys of their own... I like to think that to this day my He-Man toys gave them comfort... sniffle..

Wow. That sounds great. A drug-addicted Dutch prostitute. Was your cousin Austin Powers? Was your scrotum also shaven ritualistically by a Zoroastrian woman named Velma? A shorn-scrotum is quite breathtaking, I suggest that you try it.

by **Sjeng** » January 14th, 2014, 6:15 am

chaoticprime wrote:Was your scrotum also shaven ritualistically by a Zoroastrian woman named Velma? A shorn-scrotum is quite breathtaking, I suggest that you try it.

There's nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's quite breathtaking.

LOVE that movie xD

by **Yochanan** » January 19th, 2014, 10:26 pm

Welcome! Enjoy the forums! Right country, wrong province...or else we'd have to play! Cheers -Y

by **Daedalus** » February 17th, 2014, 1:25 am

Love the reunion story. The best place to get Hero Quest is a garage sale or resale shop. Loads cheaper with the buried treasure aspect. Was the game complete?