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Your Friendly Guide to Chaoticprime in 10 Easy Steps

PostPosted: May 2nd, 2014, 6:29 am
by chaoticprime
drathe, Sjeng--you may want to sticky this.

1. I am not insane. I am extremely logical, but I hold that logic is not always the best reasoning. I accept the ways that I am illogical.

2. I write the same way that I speak--straight-faced, way too fast, and laden with profanity.

3. Everything I say usually means exactly how it reads. Ask me for clarity if you need to.

4. When I learn a new word, I use it as often as I need to until it sticks.

5. I do not hold grudges. My ire is topical. I do not let my opinion over a single topic emotionally carry-over to others.

6. Its not that I do not care about your feelings, its that I just don't think they're a factor in the majority of all instances of discussion.

7. I crave approval. I am the product of a lifetime of being treated with hostility by almost everyone around me. I went to 27 schools from K-12, and I come from Southern Baptist roots. To them, everyone and everything is evil, but what separates them is that they have a personal belief in Jesus. Therefore, they can do anything they want, especially to non-believers.

8. I argue a lot. Do not take that as meaning I disapprove of something, in and of itself. Look for these three things: the argument, my result, and the reason why that the result matters to the topic. Please refer to this topic for an example: viewtopic.php?f=143&t=1839 It was not always titled thus.

9. If I insult you, I will do so directly. Remember that "stupidity" is wholly relative, and can only actually be assessed incorrectly by a misunderstanding. If something I say is insulting to you, and you think that you should then insult me, go right on ahead. I may not like it, but its your right.

10. Do not try to be a forum-vigilante to "give me a taste of my own medicine," by way of an argument. Unless you are very prepared, your plan will not work. No one is interested in backing you up, because everyone has already figured out that its easier to ignore me as necessary. Bide your time, and wait till I make an argument that I don't really care about, and get me then. It happens.

Re: Your Friendly Guide to Chaoticprime in 10 Easy Steps

PostPosted: May 2nd, 2014, 7:58 am
by wolfie907
interesting,thanks this makes a lot of sense. Glad to see your back to form its been quiet around here lately

Re: Your Friendly Guide to Chaoticprime in 10 Easy Steps

PostPosted: May 2nd, 2014, 9:16 am
by torilen
What'd you say CP, I wasn't listening?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Your Friendly Guide to Chaoticprime in 10 Easy Steps

PostPosted: May 2nd, 2014, 10:15 am
by Teldurn
I misread the subject as 12 easy steps. Then was disappointed to only find 10. Then I reread the subject line. :P

Re: Your Friendly Guide to Chaoticprime in 10 Easy Steps

PostPosted: May 2nd, 2014, 11:48 am
by Sjeng
CP, you are the strangest person I've ever known.

Re: Your Friendly Guide to Chaoticprime in 10 Easy Steps

PostPosted: May 2nd, 2014, 12:09 pm
by knightkrawler
Sjeng wrote:CP, you are the strangest person I've ever known.


And you don't even know him. For all I know, chaoticprime could be the tiny cute woman he's posted pictures of and he claims to be his wife. How awesome would that be?
|_P

Re: Your Friendly Guide to Chaoticprime in 10 Easy Steps

PostPosted: May 2nd, 2014, 12:13 pm
by chaoticprime
Sjeng wrote:CP, you are the strangest person I've ever known.


Funny Fact: My parents didn't feel it was necessary to save up for my college education, or even motivate me to go to college, because of the impending Rapture.

Re: Your Friendly Guide to Chaoticprime in 10 Easy Steps

PostPosted: May 2nd, 2014, 2:07 pm
by Teldurn
Is your mother Kathy Bates from The Waterboy?

Re: Your Friendly Guide to Chaoticprime in 10 Easy Steps

PostPosted: May 2nd, 2014, 2:39 pm
by chaoticprime
Teldurn wrote:Is your mother Kathy Bates from The Waterboy?


The main difference between them is that my mom didn't take credit for the invention of electricity. Also, I think Fairuza Balk is hot. Garner any insight on me from that that you can.

Re: Your Friendly Guide to Chaoticprime in 10 Easy Steps

PostPosted: May 2nd, 2014, 4:43 pm
by TMU
Sjeng wrote:CP, you are the strangest person I've ever known.

Can't agree more!! :lol: