Ye Olde Inn

by **IvenBach** » August 29th, 2013, 9:45 am

Goblin-King wrote:Let's develop a personality test based on how you play HQ
Ooh? You picked the Elf? Mhm mhm... Interesting...

I see that you've picked the :wizard:

, very nice. That indicates to me that you are among the class of people known as politicians. They are generally regarded as those that follow along doing very little most of the time. Only when those in front of them are suffering do they stand up and help them; their actions are habitually reactive and not proactive. They protect themselves using others as shields and care about their own self-interest before any others. When there truly is some great and menacing threat do they take action and then take all the credit for 'their great and heroic deed' if the obstacle is overcome by their singular action. Does that pretty much sum up the wizard/politician? I've got to start calling the wizard a politician now!

Is it Daedelus that rewrites everything that krightkrawler writes and puts in into more eloquent wording? Anyone up for doing a spoof character card with this idea? What else can someone else come up with?

Sigmund Freuds HQ personality test

Q1) Pick your favorite hero.

So you picked:

Elf: So you like to express feminine tendencies?
Barbarian: So you like to look at men with bulging muscles?
Dwarf: So you prefer a dirty old man with a big beard?
Wizard: So you prefer the young man with a big staff and lots of magic tricks?
Female Elf: You like to identify with a delicate girl?
Female Barbarian: You have chosen a female displaying male tendencies... Oooooh boy...

Shiiiiiit! There is no right answer!!!

by **chaoticprime** » August 29th, 2013, 1:10 pm

Choosing the Elf means that you like elves, or have read the rules of the game and understand the Elf to be the best choice of characters.
Choosing the Barbarian means you are possibly fond of large men in fur diapers, or have read the rules of the game and understand which character is the easiest to play.
Choosing the Dwarf means that you have a beard, or that you've read the rules of the game and someone else has already picked the Barbarian.
Choosing the Wizard means that you fantasize about dating your sister, or have read the rules of the game and want to be the first player to die.

by **Goblin-King** » August 29th, 2013, 3:43 pm

Q2) You are walking along a 1 square wide corridor along with the other three heroes. Where are you walking?

So you picked:

In front: You like the other heroes to watch your ass.
In the back: You like to watch the other heroes asses.
Somewhere in the middle: It's sandwich time!

Shiiiiiit! There is no right answer!

by **IvenBach** » August 31st, 2013, 1:17 am

Who do you choose to be?

You choose Zargon/Morcar? It is your intention to bring down anyone that opposes you. You are a powerhungry scumbag that delights in inflicting harm on your friends and those around them. You are willing to throw those under you at your problems and sacrifice them in the process.

Guess that's why Zargon/Morcar is always an a team by himself? Or is it that he just likes playing alone with himself?

by **knightkrawler** » August 31st, 2013, 9:34 am

IvenBach wrote:Is it Daedelus that rewrites everything that krightkrawler writes and puts in into more eloquent wording? Anyone up for doing a spoof character card with this idea? What else can someone else come up with?

I`m spending my vacation in Bulgaria. My English is definitely becoming even worse.

I CHOOSE to play Morcar having read my rules.

by **Tott** » September 2nd, 2013, 7:22 am

You have chosen to play the Elf: you're not that great at fighting and not very good at magic. you are a jack of all trades and master of nothing. you should equip a bow and spend the rest of the day staring at the horizon with a look on your face that is either sage concern or constipation. no-one cares which.
You have chosen to play the Barbarian: You cant read and have trouble putting on clothes. you are a full grown man still wearing a nappy. what the hell is wrong with you? ...wait, you cant read this can you! why do i bother?
You have chosen to play the dwarf: you are an alcoholic.
You have chosen to play the wizard: Why? you going to spend all day saving your spells for the right time to cast them, but you never do because when you finally do decide the time is right, everyone else has already killed the monsters. you know NINE spells in total, and that makes you a wizard? really?
You have chosen to play the evil wizard player: You are either a loner or you think you're 'bad', either way, you have delusions of grandeur. grow up. you control goblins and Orcs. how the hell do you stand the smell?