Ye Olde Inn

by **knightkrawler** » May 13th, 2014, 4:55 pm

Gold Bearer wrote:12. I think that ugly people, stupid people and Manchester United supporters, and possibly French people should be sterilised before they can reproduce. The gene pool needs some chlorine.

I am rather beautiful and well educated. But I'm a United supporter. What to do with that? Ah, heck, cut me balls off. I'm not French, though, thank the almighty.

1. I am very logical. To the point of almost having no creative side. Also, I can generally see both sides of any argument and generally hold no animosity afterwards.

2. I love math and science, but languages and their rules make no sense to me. None.

3. I HATE snakes. Terrified of them. I usually can't even watch videos of them.

4. I'm generally a loner with very little urge to reveal anything about myself. The only reason why I am doing this is because it's pretty much anonymous.

5. I don't like heights, yet I love flying, want to sky dive and use a wing suit, and I started hang gliding but had to put it off for a while. It's about time to get back into that though.

6. Don't like westerns and (in general) sci-fi but I love Firefly which is a combination of both. Go figure.

7. Like Gold Bearer, I love martial arts. Another thing I had to give up for lack of time but that will hopefully change soon too.

8. During the holidays, I make various types of candy. One of the family traditions I picked up from my grandma.

9. I try to preserve my family's history. Scanning slides, photos, convert old film reels and videos, collect stories, etc.

10. My view on most social encounters is that anything not told to me is not my business. I generally don't ask personal questions so people view me as being stand-offish.

11. I love stand-up comedy.Many comedians have great viewpoints on various aspects of life. However, I want to punch anybody that quotes Dane Cook or Andrew Dice Clay.

by **tasoe** » May 13th, 2014, 5:57 pm

My turn!

1. I hate tomatoes. I can't understand how anyone can eat them raw. I'd gladly die of famine in an orchard full of tomatoes.
2. I am a mathematician.
3. I enjoy not enjoying what other people enjoy (sightseeing, going out with friends etc).
4. I don't like drugs, I don't like people talking in this forum about doing drugs.
5. I hate talking on the phone. My ear hurts.
6. I've farted in my girlfriend's face and body many a time. She still loves me.
7. My favourite tv shows is Curb Your Enthusiasm from the US and anything by Ricky Gervais (my avatar) in the UK.
8. I thought I had more interesting things to share.
9. I thought I had more interesting things to share.
10. I thought I had more interesting things to share.
11. I can't wait to go to the movies to watch "Dumb and Dumber To".

Stratos posted as I was writing mine. That's a greek name, are you from Greece?

by **knightkrawler** » May 13th, 2014, 6:03 pm

StratosVX wrote:I want to punch anybody that quotes Dane Cook or Andrew Dice Clay.

"She bent ova... Rova took ova, EHHH!"

StratosVX wrote:I generally hold no animosity afterwards.

Gotcha!

tasoe wrote: I enjoy not enjoying what other people enjoy (sightseeing, going out with friends etc).

I also enjoy how people do not in the least enjoy when I show my enjoyment over not enjoying what they enjoy. It is hilarious and never fails to make my day.

by **Goblin-King** » May 13th, 2014, 6:08 pm

tasoe wrote:My turn!

6. I've farted in my girlfriend's face and body many a time. She still loves me.

I laughed so hard! :lol:

What? Why...
I imagine you sneaking up on her from behind and just giving her the surprise attack blow drier!

How does one fart IN someone's body?

by **tasoe** » May 13th, 2014, 6:13 pm

Goblin-King wrote:
tasoe wrote:How does one fart IN someone's body?

I'm sorry, I meant ON. Wrong proposition used when writing it in English.

by **Goblin-King** » May 13th, 2014, 6:38 pm

Yeah, I kinda assumed. Still funny though

by **StratosVX** » May 13th, 2014, 7:03 pm

tasoe wrote:8. I thought I had more interesting things to share.
9. I thought I had more interesting things to share.
10. I thought I had more interesting things to share.
11. I can't wait to go to the movies to watch "Dumb and Dumber To".

Actually, I almost did this as I was running out of things to say. I don't do well talking about myself.

tasoe wrote:Stratos posted as I was writing mine. That's a greek name, are you from Greece?

Actually, no. Stratos VX is my online name for most everything. It comes from my love of flying (stratosphere, the He-man character Stratos, etc.) I had initially tried Stratos but found it was generally taken. There was a hang glider wing called the Atos VX that I wanted to try at the time I was coming up with a new universal online name, and seeing how the "Atos" portion of the name was already in "Stratos" I just combined the two into Stratos VX. I would, however, LOVE to see Greece. So much history.

by **StratosVX** » May 13th, 2014, 7:04 pm

knightkrawler wrote:
StratosVX wrote:I want to punch anybody that quotes Dane Cook or Andrew Dice Clay.

"She bent ova... Rova took ova, EHHH!".

Feel… rage… building…

by **Sjeng** » May 14th, 2014, 6:56 am

Goblin-King wrote:
tasoe wrote:My turn!

6. I've farted in my girlfriend's face and body many a time. She still loves me.

I laughed so hard!

What? Why...
I imagine you sneaking up on her from behind and just giving her the surprise attack blow drier!

How does one fart IN someone's body?

LOL, I had the exact same reaction xD

This is becoming a very interesting thread