Fake HeroQuest adverts

[Derfel Link]

Please, help me out here: my english sucks and I'd like to know what you think of the grammar of these fake adverts on my HeroScribe page:


Will there ever be an update to HeroScribe? Just joking.


Ripped this advert out. Enjoy.


It happens to us, too. Once a millennium, we miss the chance to make money.


There's a reason why the dwarf's not supposed to cast spells.


Nothing comes between me and my Calvens.


Say no to goblin meat!


Laugh, as long as skulls are on your side.


Guess what you found, tucked into the toe of an old boot? Yep, nothing.


Once in a while, summon her some flowers - not gems: you need new bracers, remember?

Thanks!

[darthjason]

I'm not sure I understand the CK one...is that suposed to be the brand name for his pants?

PS--I recently downloaded heroscibe, and it's really cool, way to go. However, it doesn't look like there's an icon avalable for the 4 wizards form Wizards of Morcor. Thanks

[Derfel Link]

It's about this old commercial.
We do have the icons for the Wizards of Morcar, we just need to update HeroScribe; thanks anyway for noticing.
Cheers