by Kurgan » July 14th, 2021, 5:24 pm
That would be part of the video. It would be dobby from Harry Potter with a headset on, ideally.
I joked with ikarith about the bard thing. We should all (well, all of us that are actually going to open our boxes and keep the contents) donate our Bards to a single person, who will then create the joke video with his box. A few editing tricks and it could really be over the top, with the endless cascade pouring out with nothing but bard figures falling on the floor in a huge pile. Maybe the reviewer would got swallowed up by the now living mass of plastic, and then when he finally emerges he would be changed (like the goblin in the original commercial). "Once you enter, you'll never be the same again!"
You could destroy them all, increasing the value of the remaining orc bard figures out there too of course, but who wants to actually help the scalpers?
Somebody whip up an "Ebay Scalper" hero card. With any equipment he buys, he can sell it back at full price... 2x the price (roll a white shield on one die) or 3x (black shield), only if he's never actually used it of course.
Rewards:
