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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby cornixt » February 2nd, 2015, 10:57 am

I learnt that the water going down my bath plughole is an electrical system because it looks like a spiral galaxy.


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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby Gold Bearer » February 2nd, 2015, 8:09 pm

cornixt wrote:I learnt that the water going down my bath plughole is an electrical system because it looks like a spiral galaxy.
Your plughole makes water take the shape of a twin spiral with barbed arms? Pictures/video or it doesn't happen.
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby mako-heart » February 2nd, 2015, 10:38 pm

plughole aka drain :lol: that was my laugh for the day thanks guys! :lol:
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby el_flesh » February 3rd, 2015, 9:57 am

I learnt that the cream I stir in my coffee is an electrical system because it looks like a spiral galaxy.
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby Maike05 » February 3rd, 2015, 6:44 pm

Time for Chuck Norris Facts ? :D


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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby whitebeard » February 3rd, 2015, 7:03 pm

My favorite: "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone!"
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby knightkrawler » February 3rd, 2015, 7:08 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't drink energy drinks. He pisses them.
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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby Schmidt » February 4th, 2015, 1:21 am

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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby cornixt » February 4th, 2015, 10:59 am

Why did the pencil spend so long on the toilet? It was a number 2.


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Re: A laugh a day...

Postby tasoe » February 4th, 2015, 2:59 pm

How do you put a dead baby into a bowl?
using a blender

How do you get the dead baby out of the bowl?
using doritos


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