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Funniest Inn Quotes

Postby knightkrawler » August 15th, 2013, 10:22 am

It's time, folks.
Let's do this.

Everytime you read a funny post or conversation here at the inn, quote it and put it here.
If we keep this up, we're gonna have a funny little gem of a thread to read over and over again.
This is not to clone that other thread in the other forum, but I read so freaking many funny things here that I sometimes go searching for to have a good laugh again, so I aim to keep this simple.

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I'll open:

Goblin-King wrote:Do it right when you first play!
Darken the room. Get the candles and and quest music. Get a cape. Read the stories and quest dramatically; BE Mentor! Get a cape.
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Re: Funniest Inn Quotes

Postby Patroclus » August 15th, 2013, 10:40 am

I can't forget this... :lol:
Goblin-King wrote:
Patroclus wrote:The wondering monsters comes from monster tables and there are MANY tables of encounters and interesting things to face.


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wondering monster...

sorry... :lol:


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Re: Funniest Inn Quotes

Postby drathe » August 15th, 2013, 1:12 pm

Some entire threads are gold. Like this one which was turned upside-down by a spammer: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=854

Who can forget this thread started by a spammer: viewtopic.php?f=143&t=1370

And then there's this little stretch of posts I always seem to forget ;): viewtopic.php?f=143&t=166&p=23795#p23780
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Re: Funniest Inn Quotes

Postby knightkrawler » August 15th, 2013, 4:04 pm

Goblin-King wrote:
Sjeng wrote:
Goblin-King wrote:What? You guys don't have capes?
Come on? Sjeng? You must have one:

Why would I be the obvious one?

Asks the man dressed as an orc in his profile picture... |_P
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Re: Funniest Inn Quotes

Postby Sjeng » August 16th, 2013, 12:58 am

IT WAS CARNIVAL!!!
Check out my YouTube channel Boardgame Heaven, and drop me a sub please!


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Re: Funniest Inn Quotes

Postby knightkrawler » August 16th, 2013, 9:56 am

Sjeng wrote:IT WAS CARNIVAL!!!
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Re: Funniest Inn Quotes

Postby IvenBach » August 16th, 2013, 11:14 am

Sjeng is still trying to promote the cape...

Sjeng wrote:Either that or they will shun you forever. But still, wear the cape.


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Re: Funniest Inn Quotes

Postby knightkrawler » August 16th, 2013, 1:25 pm

The Road Warrior wrote:ok, next guess....

knightkrawler wrote:and yesterday I bought from...


goldendboy82 :lol:
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Re: Funniest Inn Quotes

Postby knightkrawler » August 17th, 2013, 11:55 am

tasoe wrote:That's seems so demanding it's not even cool anymore! I can't imagine your stress and the many long hours you must have spent into this thing.
I assume you're going to gift a set to each member in the forum that has over 375 posts.


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Re: Funniest Inn Quotes

Postby tasoe » August 17th, 2013, 5:58 pm

That was completely random! I didn't even notice my posts until you mentioned it here.
Ok, I guess I'll take the skeletons after all.


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